Just Being A Woman / I remember Eighteen

Just Being A Woman

Being a Woman takes hard work,

Most men just don’t comprehend.

Just how hard it is to look so good,

On nature I can’t depend.

Long hot shower, defoliate

Shave my legs, other places too.

Eyebrows shaped, false lashes now,

Have to be stuck with glue.

Make up applied, Oh how I’ve tried,

To achieve that centre-fold face.

Underwear slipped on, the silky kind,

Feels gorgeous, all trimmed with lace.

Low cut blouse, turns people on,

Teamed with a short black skirt.

Fish net tights, five-inch stilettos,

Even if my fee t hurt.

A quick totter around, perfect the walk,

Around the patio I do roam.

But quickly now, I must get changed,

Before my wife comes home!

I Remember Eighteen

I remember Eighteen, a callow and spotty youth,

Aftershave and gelled up hair, I thought I was so smooth.

I was Mister Cool, women just had no chance.

I could do just anything, unless they wanted to dance.

I remember Eighteen, my parents were so dull,

Life at home drove me mad, bored right out my skull.

No mortgage or savings held me back, they were only for ‘oldies’ you see.

Earn it, spend it, sponge off Mum, life was easy and free.

I remember Eighteen, I just knew it all.

I could only speak in grunts, but had an ego ten foot tall.

Parents just didn’t know, why I would rant and rage.

How could they understand, they never were my age.

I remember Eighteen, my hormones running wild.

When I knew, just every Woman, wanted to have my child.

When I went on the ‘pull’, cologne could cut the air.

Most sex I had, was in my dreams, at real women we’d just stare.

I remember Eighteen, to be a rebel I would vow,

Never to be establishment, like my parents now.

I wouldn’t be like the rest of them, I never would get old.

No mortgages and bills for me, no arthritis when I’m cold.

I remember Eighteen, with my life’s planned special route.

So how come, I’m suddenly fifty, with a mortgage and a suit

John Roberts is a Freelance Training Consultant Trainer in the UK. Always open to discussion regarding training and training techniques, contact John by email. John is a prolific writer and publisher of Training and associated technical articles, as well as poetry and childrens stories. http://www.jayrconsulting.co.uk

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