There Is A Koke Frog In My Freezer and a Lizard In my Tub!

There is a Koke in my freezer
and a lizard in my tub!
Yesterday the frog was living
and the Chameleon the color of deep rust.

Grown men go out and pursue them
the Koke night brigade is on.
Grown men pursue their manhood
with a flashlight on their head.

They all must be abolished
these frogs who croak all night.
Track them down, 'tis said
'til every last one of them is dead!

They say that where there is one
two more hide sneakily nearby.
It is like grown men have lost their senses
and have become backyard spies.

The Chameleon runs for cover
as my cat intrudes its space
A cats job is to pounce upon anything
invading this place.

None the less I rescued Mr. Chameleon
as he changed to lime green.
I told him never to come back
my tub was not his scene.

Don't take this rescue for granted
I still have freezer space
You could wind up w ithout a tail
next to the Koke's place.

I am not a relentless hunter
like other humans I know
I draw this line between us
and ask you now to go.

My husband is outside now
I hear him in the bushes.
He still maintains its a man job
as I let him carry out his wishes.

In the morning once again
I will find berries for my smoothie
and there beside the plastic bag
another Koke in a jar, gloomy

Count your blessing Mr. Chameleon
Eat bugs and mosquitos without delay
be glad you are not a Koke
as my husband would have to say.

About the Author:

Kathy Ostman-Magnusen Hawaii, United States

Aloha! I am a figurative artist and Illustrator. If you check out my website you will see that I am very prolific in oils. My paintings are collected worldwide. I also do sculpture; images available upon request. I have illustrated for Hay House Inc. , Neil Davidson, who was considered for the Pulitzer Prize in feature writing, and several other publications. I also enjoy story writing and Poetry. All of the paintings,stories and poems on my blogs and website are written by me.

Check out my website http://www.kathysart.com or one of my blogs at: http://kathysart.blogspot.com/

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Author:: Kathy Ostman-Magnusen
Keywords:: koke frog
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