The Ass Poem & Bums from Another Planet

When Dennis showed me this poem at the Cafe bookstore, I couldn't stop laughing, I think everyone in the place were looking at me. It is very funny. The Planet poem is also got a little funnyness to it. Rosa

The Ass Poem
[For mature people only, over thirty

The name of this poem I know
is a little disgusting
but men have this thing
and we all know about it,
and its an international past time,
thing!! called ass watching.

One could say, the eyes of men
and a womans ass, are very
good friends: yes indeed
(I wonder if women know this?)

anyhow, the way it works is
something like this: there isnt
really anything the women have to
do out of the ordinary, except,
put it on display, and walk;
she neednt even talk;
can even look stupid
if she wants (to).

The eyes of the men will do all
the work, perhaps
you will even capture.
It is a fun sport, that young and
old alike can do, and if the woman
doesnt like it, or wishes to avert
such ugly attention, she need only
put back on the skirt.

#1220 2/18/06 Dedicated to all those curves out there.

Bums from another Planet

You know the earth is a fresh new planet
so why worry about anything!
Ah! yes, so true I said, bemused.

I wondered then who had lived on those old
Dusty, washed out planets in the un-mended
Universe (of long ago),
If they hadlike meholes in their socks, some
Left over scotch and knobby knees!

#1223 2/18/06

See Dennis' web site: http://dennissiluk.tripod.com

Author:: Dennis Siluk
Keywords:: Poetry
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